the oscars, silent but deadly.

the oscars. you met and surpassed all my expectations. first off, cirque du soleil, WOW. incredible. words can’t describe how amazing that performance was. if you haven’t seen it, well you are in luck, i added the video at the bottom of this post. highlights of the night: the dictator, aka sacha baron coen spilling an urn all over ryan seacrest, which completely made my night. except for the fact that ryan then decided to let every single person who he had to interview after the incident know about what happen and how he had pancake mix all over himself. i find that man extremely annoying, but on a positive note, emma stone is probably the cutest thing ever. i am obsessed with her and her quirky facial expressions! congrats to the artist, an amazing movie that deserved every award that it won. although, most of the movies that were nominated (at least the 5 that I saw, deserved some kind of award… i hate to see the faces of the people who don’t win, it just breaks my heart). so congrats jean dujadrin for winning, and staring in the first silent film to win an award since the 1920’s. (and how can you not love him, he was so cute and happy during his speech!)

oh yeah, lets talk about how 85% of the women who attended this 84th Academy Awards completely blew me away with their dresses, their flawless makeup and the gorgeous men who accompanied them, this award show would have to go down as a success in my book.

BEST DRESSED

i can confidently say that there were more best dressed than worst dressed, and it was very hard to pick just one BEST dressed. i would like to add that the ladies of comedy ( Tina Fey, Kristen Wigg, Emma Stone, Anna Faris) did an exceptional job. round of applause please… with that said, my best dressed would have to go to maria menounos

of course those were just my favorites, there were plenty of other ladies and men who blew me away, but just didn’t make the cut.

who was your best dressed? worst? favorite part of the oscars? LET A SISTA KNOW!

click here to see the cirque du soleil performance

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oh no you didn’t

there are so many poorly dressed women roaming the streets of miami. some that make me scream WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, some that make me scream WHAT ARE YOU WEARING and some that make me want to scream THAT DOES NOT FIT YOU.

best dressed of the weekend, my friend suzie. not to mention i must have told her that i was completely obsessed with her outfit about 2,352,123,523,574 times on saturday night, so it would only make sense that i dedicate a blog post to this and give her her proper credit. she sets a perfect example of what to wear for a night out in miami. please note, the picture was taken under the influence hence the blurriness. she kindly sent me pictures of her outfit, along w. her accessories. her shirt, from tj maxx, is my favorite piece of the outfit. why? do you see that

bow in the front! love it. i guess my decision was also swayed because i just bought a shirt that is very similar to this one… like three days ago. then we have that skirt (from forever21). i am usually not a fan of sequence and glitter, but this is my exception. it is the perfect going out skirt. she finished off her slammin outfit with gold accessories.

i then wish i could say the same thing about this girl at the mall. i would classify her as worst dressed, but only because i was unable to capture ALL the worst dressed girls i saw this weekend. regardless, i was so appalled by her outfit that i had to take a picture. one, why are you wearing those boots with shorts THAT short. cough hoe fo sho cough. if the shorts looked good on her, maybeee she could have gotten away with it, but oh man they didn’t. then she wore this white shirt with a black bra that was completely visible. listen, youre not carrie bradshaw, there is no way you can look in the mirror and think you look good. what is even sadder is that her mom was walking right next to her. what a bad mom, my mother would have never let me walk out of the house like that, at least not making me feel like i looked super ugly.