the perfect gift to save your relationship

As a woman I can tell you that I will say one thing.. but expect you, as the man to know EXACTLY what I want, feel, need and think. Seriously, I just don’t understand how you don’t get what I want!  I am only telling you that I am fine, when I am not — and instead, I am actually extremely upset. I do however, expect to come home to flowers and a string quartet me outside my door.. (even if the reason I am upset has NOTHING to do with you.) C’mon guys, it’s really not that hard.

So this, the manslator, is a gift for a man — a man who is oblivious to every thing a woman says.

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